Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Better than Gold
There was a rainbow over the war memorial today. I have to agree it was quite impressive. I marked where it landed and fetched the spade from the shed. Actually I sent Devious for the spade and let him do the digging as well. I was worried about getting my suit dirty.
We dug up the grass when he got back and about three feet down we came across a wooden box. Fabulous. I don’t know what we expected to find, since neither of us were interested in gold or cash, but we were as excited as a pair on little girls on Christmas Day.
We opened it up and found something better than gold. It was two hundred pages of A4 – the entire membership of the British Nationalist Party, every one of them automatically condemned to an eternity in boiling Tory manifestos.
Devious scanned them in and I mailed it to every political activist I could think of.