Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Oh Christmas Tree...


Harold put a tree up last night after work. It’s odd to celebrate the birth of the man who started all the troubles of the elohim. If it wasn’t for Big J Lucifer would never have had to refuse to bow before him and the third of the angels wouldn’t have Fallen. It was BJ that invented Hell as a punishment instead of Sheol as a waiting room until Redemption and it was him who started kicking demons out of the MiddleWorld.

On the other hand, without the Fall and the Inauguration of Hell we’d all be singing the praises of the Lord of Hosts for eternity and wouldn’t be having half the fun we do now.*

So I helped him with the tree. Devious helped too, which is a bonus for all the baubles that go above 10 feet. Harold had a lovely pair of red ones that tinkled when you flicked them.

At least the tree is black.


*or, indeed, any fun at all.

4 comments:

stephanie said...

I can think of worse holidays than one celebrating fun. ;)

I like that Jasfoup helped with the tree. There's something unintentionally endearing about that.

Leatherdykeuk said...

That's very true, though throwing eggs and rolling cheeses at Easter is fun, too.

Kim said...
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Leatherdykeuk said...

Hello Kim thanks for stopping by. It must be nerve-wracking to put spam on a demon's blog!

Still - minor sin, perhaps 8th circle.