Friday, October 11, 2013

Dead Rite chapter 159.12


“Thanks. Jasfoup turned to leave but Harold stopped him.

“What about the old one?”

“What about him?”

“He's clearly ill. We should take him somewhere?”

Jasfoup beetled his brows. “Such as? The Bahamas?”

“I don't know. A hospital?”

“No need to worry about it, sir. We'll return it to the maker.”

Harold beamed. “Excellent.”

“As you say.” The sales assistant lit a blowtorch and incinerated the creature.

“What did you do that for?”

“Postage?”

“I don't understand.”

The sales assistant picked up a pair of digital scales. “Postage. Ashes are a lot cheaper to return.”

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